Showing posts with label 1995. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1995. Show all posts

#48 Leaving Las Vegas


#48 Leaving Las Vegas

Year: 1995
Director: Mike Figgis
MPAA Rating:
Epic Co-stars: Elisabeth Shue, Julian Sands, Richard Lewis, French Stewart, Roseanne's Sister, Detective Benson
Running Time: 111 mins
Cage Time: 85%
Cage Kills: 0
Cage Flip-outs: 1
James/Skyler's Review: 

Ben Sanderson (Nicolas Cage) sums up his situation pretty well when he says (to a prostitute who is robbing him) "Did my wife leave me because I started drinking or did I start drinking because my wife left me".  He's a severe alcoholic who has just lost his wife, his job, and any control over his life. So he decides to do what any sensible person in this situation would do; move back to Las Vegas and drink himself to death. 

"Kid in a candy store" dance. He got an Oscar for this.

Shortly after getting to town he meets Sera (Elisabeth Shue), a self proclaimed excellent prostitute who's recently found herself pimp-less with nothing to do.  Things progress.  They move in together.  Ben drinks.  Sera follows.  Things will merrily go on like this forever as long as one thing never happens; That Sera never asks Ben to quit drinking.  I wonder what'll happen...


If you are going to let your life go down the tubes, you might as well have pretty lady by your side.

This movie is made up of incredibly heavy subject matter and at times is hard to watch for even the most tasteless and crass viewers.  The hero and heroine manage to find some of the darkest corners of human existence and often bring you there with them.

This is some deep stuff. Alcoholism is usually depicted in a glamorous or funny way in Hollywood. The reality of it, is that it is hard to watch, and Dr. Cage makes it so. You can see why he got an Oscar for his work here. By the way, Nicolas Cage beat out Sean Penn that year for Best Actor. Take that, Sean Penn. You suck.


Ben behaves as if he wants to get busted to same him from his fate.

Overall, this is definitely one worth watching. Cage's performance is brilliant. He makes an alcoholic seem charming, and at the identical moment, pathetic. His co-actress makes prostitution seem like a legitimate career, if it weren't for some of the clientele, which makes it a hard, sad life. As this film is pure art, and serious art at that, I will finish this review with a poem:


Leaving Las Vegas
by A Year in the Cage
The oldest vice meets the oldest profession,
Racing toward death, the oldest depression.
Are these choices for life viable?
In society are these roles justifiable?
They are for a spell, but they end all in hell.



Movie quotability:
  • "Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much Terri. HIHI! "
  • "Did my wife leave me because I started drinking or did I start drinking because my wife left me"
  • "Somebody fix the phones around here."
  • "I'm wondering if you'll take two-hundred dollars to uuummm...  Fuck Me."
  • "Yeah, she definitely has daddy issues"  - Skyler
  • "Oh yes, I guess sooner or later we better fuck."
  • "Giving you money makes me want to come."
  • "Is drinking a way of killing yourself?"  "Or is killing myself a way of drinking?"
  • "I'm like a prickly pear.  A prickly pear."
Plot Holes:
  • A hooker who gets cut on the butt for punishment has no scars on her butt.
  • Self proclaimed amazing hooker falls in love with a drunk guy after spending about 10 minutes talking to him.
  • Hooker has a nice conservative dress to wear in the event that her pimp is murdered.

CAGEamatic
Cinamatic
Skyler
Exceeds Expectations
Exceeds Expectations
Shauna
James
4.39/5
4.12/5
Martine
!Ironed in the CAGE!

#23 Kiss of Death


#23 Kiss of Death
Year: 1995
Director: Barbet Schroeder
MPAA Rating:
Epic Co-stars: David Caruso, Samuel L Jackson, Helen Hunt, John Costelloe, Stanley Tucci, Ving Rhames, Philip Baker Hall
Running Time: 101 mins
Cage Time: ~25%
Cage Kills: 1
Cage Flip-outs: 4
James's Review: After watching Kiss of Death can I say that I'm surprised that I'd never heard of this movie before despite it's start studded cast?  No, I cannot.  What I can say is that the start studded cast does almost nothing to improve it's cinematic quality and that the story is basically total garbage.  Now that I have the truth out of the way I can get to the good stuff:  despite this movie being basically unforgettable on most fronts, it should still be considered Classic Cage based on his ridiculous performance playing a completely ridiculous character.

Nic Cage plays "Little" Junior Brown, a ruthless gangster who (according to the movie tagline) "rules the streets" and "owns his game", but unfortunately for him "doesn't own all of the players".  Jimmy Kilmartin (David Caruso) plays an ex-con trying to get his life back together and clean up his act.  He got a cute wife (Helen Hunt) and things seem to be going well until his inner moron comes screaming back to the surface and he gets sucked into little Junior's ring of crime.  Fast forward: Kilmartin wants his life back, cops get involved, "juicy" story unfolds.  


This pretty much sums things up - Kicking ass.  Taking names.  Short hair.  White Jumpsuit.
As I've said in previous reviews, for a Cage fan none of this really matters.  What does matter is that Cage plays is a psychotic career criminal with a strip-club whos hideout is a stripclub (i.e. plenty of nudity: all boobs no bush and it also seems the director had some trouble making David Caruso keep his shirt on).  He stays in shape by bench-pressing strippers, wears a terrible white outfit at all times, and hates the taste of metal in his mouth.  None of this really makes sense either in the real world or in the context of this movie, but that is generally what we're looking for with these types of films.  


The all powerful master of his ultra bad-ass strip club lair.
Although with Kiss of Death viewers are not in for wholistic cinematic quality, those who stick with it through for the long haul are in for a few treats.  Cage breaks all of the rules by having what sounds like a Boston accent despite his character being from Queens NY.  His hair is like we've never seen it; tight on the sides with a surprisingly small amount of fluff or bounce up top.  He pushes the bounds of human behavior by  performing some sort of strange cry-rage exercise dance that is both fascinating and extremely pleasing to the viewer.  Also, there are a couple of deaths (including Helen Hunt) that are pretty awesome...

Bottom line:  Watch for a great Cage performance and a few good deaths / special treats (see below), but not much else.


Only Nicolas Cage, nobody else.

Movie quotability:
  • "Now!  Fucko!"
  • "I have an acronym for myself. Know what it is? B.A.D. B.A.D... Balls, Attitude, Direction. You should give yourself an acronym... 'cause it helps you visualize your goals."
  • "You know what I hate? I hate the taste of metal in my mouth.  Thanks why I never use silverware, forks and knives."

Plot Holes:
  • Jimmy Kilmartin is the only guy who can drive a truck.
  • Chopping a Rolls Royce is worth more than just selling it straight up.
  • "Good family people" leave toddler unattended in a kiddie pool.
  • David Caruso can handle himself on a prison basketball court filled with 6'4" 250lb black guys.
  • David Caruso appears partially nude in half of his scenes.
  • Good guys get to keep stolen cars.


CAGEamatic
Cinamatic
Skyler
Exceeds Expectations
Poor
Shauna
James
3.34/5
2.04/5
Martine
!Stayed in the Cage!