#>_< Brubaker

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#59 Brubaker

Year: 1980

Director: Stuart Rosenburg
MPAA Rating: R

Epic Co-stars: Robert Redford, Morgan Freeman

Running Time: 132 min
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Shauna's Review: 

Robert Redford goes to prison. Men get raped and have the shit kicked out of them by the guards. One of the guards is Big Ed from Twin Peaks. One of the prisoners must be Nic Cage. 

Movie quotability:

"Aww, that looked like James' butt." -Martine

Plot Holes:
kitten in prison.

	CAGEamatic	Cinematic
Skyler	Troll	Exceeds Expectations
Shauna	DN	UP
James	NA/5	3.13/5
Martine	!Stayed in the CAGE-less movie!

#>_< Welcome to Hollywood

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#59 Welcome to Hollywood

Year: 1998

Director: Tony Markes, Adam Rifkin
MPAA Rating: R

Epic Co-stars: Jeff Goldblum

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Shauna's Review: 

Adam Rifkin wrote, directed, and starred in this movie. Also he wrote and directed Never on Tuesday.

So the real writer/director of this movie, Adam Rifkin, stars in this movie as the director (named Adam Rifkin) of a documentary about making it in Hollywood. Tony Markes, the co-writer/co-director of this movie, plays Anton Markwell/ Nick Decker/ Dick Necker, a rookie actor trying to make it in Hollywood, who sucks.

We are only watching this because there are about 50 cameos of celebrities answering the question, "What is a star?" And Nic Cage is one of them. Unfortunately, there is a HELL of a lot of movie between those cameos.

The tagline for this is, "In the tradition of 'This is Spinal Tap' comes 'Welcome to Hollywood.'" Oof. Probably better if you don't make that comparison.

Movie quotability:

• "Are you retarded?... there's just an air about you that seems a little, you know, retarded." -Tom Arnold
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Plot Holes:

	CAGEamatic	Cinamatic
Skyler	Troll	Troll
Shauna	dn	dn
James	0.00/5.00	0.12/5.00
Martine	!Stoked that Skyler got fucked by his own game in the Cage!

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