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#48 Leaving Las Vegas


#48 Leaving Las Vegas

Year: 1995
Director: Mike Figgis
MPAA Rating:
Epic Co-stars: Elisabeth Shue, Julian Sands, Richard Lewis, French Stewart, Roseanne's Sister, Detective Benson
Running Time: 111 mins
Cage Time: 85%
Cage Kills: 0
Cage Flip-outs: 1
James/Skyler's Review: 

Ben Sanderson (Nicolas Cage) sums up his situation pretty well when he says (to a prostitute who is robbing him) "Did my wife leave me because I started drinking or did I start drinking because my wife left me".  He's a severe alcoholic who has just lost his wife, his job, and any control over his life. So he decides to do what any sensible person in this situation would do; move back to Las Vegas and drink himself to death. 

"Kid in a candy store" dance. He got an Oscar for this.

Shortly after getting to town he meets Sera (Elisabeth Shue), a self proclaimed excellent prostitute who's recently found herself pimp-less with nothing to do.  Things progress.  They move in together.  Ben drinks.  Sera follows.  Things will merrily go on like this forever as long as one thing never happens; That Sera never asks Ben to quit drinking.  I wonder what'll happen...


If you are going to let your life go down the tubes, you might as well have pretty lady by your side.

This movie is made up of incredibly heavy subject matter and at times is hard to watch for even the most tasteless and crass viewers.  The hero and heroine manage to find some of the darkest corners of human existence and often bring you there with them.

This is some deep stuff. Alcoholism is usually depicted in a glamorous or funny way in Hollywood. The reality of it, is that it is hard to watch, and Dr. Cage makes it so. You can see why he got an Oscar for his work here. By the way, Nicolas Cage beat out Sean Penn that year for Best Actor. Take that, Sean Penn. You suck.


Ben behaves as if he wants to get busted to same him from his fate.

Overall, this is definitely one worth watching. Cage's performance is brilliant. He makes an alcoholic seem charming, and at the identical moment, pathetic. His co-actress makes prostitution seem like a legitimate career, if it weren't for some of the clientele, which makes it a hard, sad life. As this film is pure art, and serious art at that, I will finish this review with a poem:


Leaving Las Vegas
by A Year in the Cage
The oldest vice meets the oldest profession,
Racing toward death, the oldest depression.
Are these choices for life viable?
In society are these roles justifiable?
They are for a spell, but they end all in hell.



Movie quotability:
  • "Maybe I shouldn't breathe so much Terri. HIHI! "
  • "Did my wife leave me because I started drinking or did I start drinking because my wife left me"
  • "Somebody fix the phones around here."
  • "I'm wondering if you'll take two-hundred dollars to uuummm...  Fuck Me."
  • "Yeah, she definitely has daddy issues"  - Skyler
  • "Oh yes, I guess sooner or later we better fuck."
  • "Giving you money makes me want to come."
  • "Is drinking a way of killing yourself?"  "Or is killing myself a way of drinking?"
  • "I'm like a prickly pear.  A prickly pear."
Plot Holes:
  • A hooker who gets cut on the butt for punishment has no scars on her butt.
  • Self proclaimed amazing hooker falls in love with a drunk guy after spending about 10 minutes talking to him.
  • Hooker has a nice conservative dress to wear in the event that her pimp is murdered.

CAGEamatic
Cinamatic
Skyler
Exceeds Expectations
Exceeds Expectations
Shauna
James
4.39/5
4.12/5
Martine
!Ironed in the CAGE!

Nicolas Cage in Japanese Pachinko Commercials

This just shows that Dr. Cage's Nouveau Shamanic is not just limited to Oscar nominated full-length feature films. He can pull off excellence in a 30 second short medium as well.

These Nicolas Cage Pachinko ads are the proof.

#6 Snake Eyes


#6 Snake Eyes

Year: 1998
Director: Brian De Palma
MPAA Rating: R 
Epic Co-stars: Gary Sinise
Running Time: 98 mins
Cage Time: ~85%
Cage Kills: 0
Cage Flip-outs: 3
James' Review: In Snake Eyes Nick Cage plays Rick Santoro, a highly annoying municipal police officer that any person not hopped up on cocaine wouldn't want to spend for than 5 seconds with; perfect Nouveau Shamanic material.  The film starts out with Cage excited as hell about a big time boxing matching and getting to watch it with his "best friend" Kevin Dunne (Gary Sinise) but things quickly go south as a very high ranking government official is shot and Santoro is left to decode several suspicious and somewhat nonsensical events that occurred leading up to the crime. 


As with many great Cage films, relationships such as "best friend", "wife", and "kids" are thrown into the plot in an attempt to convey the idea the the characters are fully mature human adults, but they come off as somewhat 1-dimensional on screen.  But let's be honest here, nobody gives a shit about that.  We just want to see some fine Cage Mega-Acting, and we're in luck for at least 50% of the movie.  While the middle half of the movie feels like a bit of a slump when it comes to eccentric Cagness, as the plot plows on and Cage is left in more and more precarious situations we see the Cage that we've come here for.  


Nic Cage plays one of the most convincing loud annoying assholes I've ever seen.


Snake Eyes brings a somewhat complex, well thought out crime scenario and some highly creative (yet poorly executed) cinematography to make it worth it's 98 minutes. As the film reaches it's climax, Nicolas Cage is in top form as a battered hero alone in the world with not a chance of survival.  Unfortunately, not even some top notch mega-acting could distract from the horrific script that almost seems like a parody of so many B-rate action / suspense films that have paved the path to this point.  Fortunately, anyone who has made it this far is no longer watching for the story, but watching to see Nicolas Cage transcend the realm of reality and entertain like only he can.  I'm happy to say we have not been let down.

Movie quotability: 2/5
  • "You see where your hand is?  That a FELONY!"
  • "And that's what she was there for, to give you a boner.  And you got one, congratulations you're human."
Plot Holes:
  • Mystery chick is seemingly unaffected by her gunshot wound.
  • SPOILER:  Even though the cops learned about the murders the city still decides to use pillers with dead bodies in them.


CAGEamatic
Cinematic
Skyler
Outstanding
Acceptable
Shauna
James
3.77/5
2.88/5
Martine
!Enjoyed her Kindle in the Cage!